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Eagles Front Office Pleased At New NFL CBA

As expected the Philadelphia Eagles front office was delighted to see the NFL owners and players agree on a new Collective Bargaining Agreement. Team owner Jeffrey Lurie is pleased that the fans will miss no games. “I’m glad we were able to reach this agreement without interrupting the season for our fans”, Lurie said in a statement released this afternoon.

He went on to stress the length of the deal. “A 10-year contract is unprecedented in professional sports. By the time this contract ends, the NFL and its player will have been able to play 33 uninterrupted seasons of football.”

Team President Joe Banner stressed the fact that the front office is ready to hit the ground running. “Even during the lockout, we kept working through the summer knowing we had to be ready for this moment – to go from zero to 100 mph overnight.”

Banner seems to feel that he and his dealmakers in the front office can give the football team an advantage by mastering these new rules in a hurry. “Now we have to be quick learners, and quick to act. We’re studying the new contract hard so we can make good football decisions fast. We want to be on top of the nuances of this new agreement so we can help our ball club compete.”

Andy Reid:was pleased with the return of football, “I’m happy that the NFL and its players can get back doing what they love to do. The coaches can get back to coaching. Players can get back to playing and we’re all pleased about that.

“As far as our team, we look forward to reconvening in the near future and we are looking forward to holding training camp once again on the campus of Lehigh University. We understand that we have a lot of work ahead of us in order to get ready for the season opener at St. Louis and I’m excited to get started on that as soon as we can.”

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DDCar
DDCar
July 25, 2011 7:38 pm

Why is Banner talking? Nobody gives a f^@k what his weasel a$$, has to say. Where’s Rosebud & Big Red? That is why alot of people have a disconnect & dislike with this organizations FO, because he is a condescending weasel to all & thinks he is smarter than everyone. WTF, does he know about sports? The only sports he has ever played is, Pocket Billards & Nose Mining. Gold Standard my a$$. No more cap Super Bowl, bunghole Banner. You better practice, what you preach. Get er done.

SONGSRME2
SONGSRME2
July 25, 2011 7:51 pm

DDcar..we agree on something…Joe Nickles Banner is all over this DRC trade for Kolb…”nickles”seen that 950,000 price tag on DRC and said…hell who needs a shutdown corner?

“We’ll coach him up with our former offensive line coach who actally coached our suspect offensive line last season.”

Now that’s Value.

We $aved by promoting our offensive line coach instead of paying a proven Defensive mind..and he’ll coach our light in the ass corner we’ll trade for and pay less than a cool mill for him….

Joe sure knows how to save a shekel

paulman
paulman
July 25, 2011 8:04 pm

Thursday 4pm teams are allowed to make cuts and look for about 200 good players thet will be released by their current teams due to prior injuries, high salaray or decling performance… Here are some that will be on this list that after they are released, will become Free-agents like the other 500 players who currently without a contract
NFC East players I expect to be released by Current teams
Eagles – DE J Parker, CB J Hanson
Giants – RB B Jacobs, CB C Webster, FB M Hedgecock,
Cowboys – RB M Barber, WR R Williams, CB T Newman, LB K Brooking,
Redskins – QB D McNabb, DT A Haynesworth, WR S Moss,

Other Notable players
Packers – OT S Tauschner, RB B Jackson, LB N Barnett, DT J Jolley
Bears – RB C Taylor
Ravens – WR D Mason, RB W McGhee, TE T Heap, DT K Gregg
Cardinals – LB J Porter
Broncos – S B Dawkins, RB C Buckhalter,

And a whole lot more well-known players

jakedog
jakedog
July 25, 2011 8:04 pm

and add Lurie to the disconnect, a wealthy puss from new england who inherited his “shekels”, makes me miss braman, a car dealer from philly who earned his loot

DDCar
DDCar
July 25, 2011 8:37 pm

JAKE, you got that right. I still haven’t forgave them for Hoagie gate & pricing the everyday fan out of the games. BTW, VA Worshowski sucked monkey nads. LMFAO!!

FanSince1960
FanSince1960
July 26, 2011 6:54 am

Weasel a$$, Nickles, shekel, wealthy puss. Come on, guys! I know you are nothing but a bunch of anti-semites. That’s the sub-script here. It’s a repeating theme I see at this site. When people can use a pseudonym, veiled and often un-veiled antisemitism is not far behind. In the meantime, I bet you guys are as cheap and as hate-filled as it gets!

FanSince1960
FanSince1960
July 26, 2011 6:58 am

When I saw the title of this post, I knew the hate-filled shekel, a$$, ignorant comments would be there. Never a surprise!

Gotta Luv It
Gotta Luv It
July 26, 2011 8:35 am

Some people will never understand that the NFL is a BUSINESS not a GAME…Every football decision not made between the lines are made by Businessmen
It amazes me how people Bash GM’s Jerry and Snyder for their all out spending habits then do the same for Banner for his reluctance to spend all out..Please explain ?….
Fan1960…I know..I thought the exact same thing..It’s a shame
Go Get’em Banner..

jakedog
jakedog
July 26, 2011 8:51 am

Too sensitive fan, this is a sports blog, and sports people, real sports people, resent the money infrastructure that dominates, why don’t you check out Karl Marx essay on the Jewish question, written by a Jew as a critique of capitalism, this is the sentiment we are talking about, not antisemitism

DDCar
DDCar
July 26, 2011 9:56 am

FAN, why don’t you take your stupid accusations, & your paranoid a$$, & go f^@k. WTF, does me calling Banner a weasel a$$, have anything to do with anti-semitism. Are you trying to say I hate Jews? What am I Hitler? Go f^@k yourself, you self absorbed, paranoid retard. I am mixed & don’t hate anyone. I don’t care if your black, white, purple, green, gay, straight, fat, skinny, Jewish, Italian or Asian. Banner is a weasel a$$, which means, he is a slime ball that can’t be trusted. How you came to your ridiculous conclusion, baffles me. You Sir are a f^@king piece of $#!t. Go bring your stupid accusations to a political website. This is a fun sportsite for us to give opinions & talk about sports. There is no room on here for hate mongers, race card throwers, elitists, & conspiracy theorists. Again, go f^@k yourself.

schiller
schiller
July 26, 2011 10:17 am

DD, man, I think you just blew a fuse. you ok?

But seriously – how is Banner a weasel ass? He’s a business guy, a professional sports team owner (and you want him to be ghandi?), but you make him out to be osama bin laden or kim jong il…. have some perspective guy…

I’m no Banner fan, I really am not. I have very little feelings about him one way or another. But I don’t understand the hate. I just don’t. What has Banner done/not done to you or to the team that effected you, in anyway at all? I’m really curious on this one.

DDCar
DDCar
July 26, 2011 10:39 am

SCHILL, i’m cool. Guys like that kill me, & need never to mingle with society. I have nothing personal against Banner. My point is he is not trust worthy, & is an obnoxious elitist, who acts like a know it all. That’s all.
BTW, SCHILL, all the freaks are coming out of the woodworks, & from under their rocks. Am I right? JEESH!

schiller
schiller
July 26, 2011 10:45 am

DD – you are certainly right about that… heck, EVERYONE is coming out of the woodwork – it’s football time baby! And that means everything that goes along with it….sigh…gotta love the whole package, cuase we can’t pick and choose…..I’d take this Songs and Paulman BS over more lockout anyday….

DDCar
DDCar
July 26, 2011 10:51 am

SCHILL, i’m afraid your right. I’m afraid for our safety. Thank God I have a gun & badge. LFMAO!!!

Gotta Luv It
Gotta Luv It
July 26, 2011 12:30 pm

DDcar this is the dumbest shit ever wrote by a fan “My point is he is not trust worthy, & is an obnoxious elitist, who acts like a know it all. ”
LMAO..
You are comical playboy…

paulman
paulman
July 26, 2011 12:36 pm

Everyone can say what they will about Eagles President Joe Banner,
He just happens to oversee one of the top succesful NFL Franchise in all of NFL.. You can count on 1 hand how many NFL Franchises have had as much consistent success over the last Decade or so and the Eagles would be right up there with the Patriots/Steelers/Colts/Ravens/Giants
The Eagles have managed their Salary CAp, Free-agents,Drafts as well as anyone and have stayed away from problem players and problem contracts and have one of the longest tenured Head Coaches so in the end, we can say Joe Banner is an idiot or cheap and doesn’t know jack about Football or how to run an organization but the Reality is that Joe Banner is one of the Best in the NFL at what he does and if you can’t acknowldge this, then you are not being honest or realistic or are just not a very knowledgeable person on how to run a NFL Franchise..

SONGSRME2
SONGSRME2
July 26, 2011 12:49 pm

Banner is good with the calculator and he do keep at least 3 pencils sharpened in his top right pocket.

He’s a geek with good accounting skills but that gets in the way when the team must make a decision that needs heart instead of numbers.

This guy is a shekel hoarder.

He’s like the little grubby rich guy on the simpsons with Roseman as his lapdog sidekick.

Gotta Luv It
Gotta Luv It
July 26, 2011 12:53 pm

Good sensible post Paul

Gotta Luv It
Gotta Luv It
July 26, 2011 12:57 pm

Songs you’re comical too….

FanSince1960
FanSince1960
July 26, 2011 1:01 pm

Hey DDCar, you are one class act! Now I understand where you are coming from. You are unable to express yourself in a public forum with anything but four letter words (yeah, you’re a moron). Unable to self-reflect on the anger and hatred that forms the basis of your low-life character, you thank God for your gun and your badge? What are you, a security guard at a Thom McCan’s? I have noticed since you started posting in the last six months or so how little intelligence you bring to this site. In your last intelligent post, you used the following eloquent and insightful adjectives:
paranoid a$$, go f^@k yourself, WTF, self absorbed, paranoid retard, weasel a$$, slime ball, f^@king piece of $#!t, hate mongers, race card throwers, conspiracy theorists, again, go f^@k yourself and retard. Fun! I don’t know, maybe I should reconsider and accept you’re just a moron. Now Jakedog, I should read Karl Marx on the “Jewish question”? What question is that? That seemed to be a meaningful piece of literature to you! Did you enjoy the Elders of Zion?

SONGSRME2
SONGSRME2
July 26, 2011 1:04 pm

Mr Burns (Banner)….At the end of the day you hear a resounding grubby echo through the halls of the novacare complex…..”LURIE…I JUST SAVED 30 SHEKELS TO GO INTO THE COFFER”

As he slowly look away grinning with coffee stained teeth.

(He got the coffee machine put in to save a few more shekels after calculating the countless trips to starbucks which charge $5 a cup)

SONGSRME2
SONGSRME2
July 26, 2011 1:09 pm

I’ve studied the learned Elders of Zion and it’s incredible how the world is going in the direction or course that hsve been set forth..Also the truth of the Zionist who funded Hitler…It’s deep..I think everyone should read it.

FanSince1960
FanSince1960
July 26, 2011 1:09 pm

And as far as Songs goes, he made a lengthy post on this fun website that stated that the Holocaust was greatly exaggerated and referred everyone to another conspiracy/hatred website that was a disgrace. His portrayal of Banner as an accountant, with three pencils, a calculator, and a little grubby rich guy like on the Simpsons is classic anti-semitism. And did anyone ever refer to former general manager Tom Heckert as a lapdog sidekick? Nah, he was an All-American non-Jew type. Songs, you fun guy, stop watching the Simpsons and deal with your anger and hatred. So that this site can be “fun.”

FanSince1960
FanSince1960
July 26, 2011 1:13 pm

Songs, you are one pathetic stupid dirtball. When given the chance to post your hatred, you shine. Oh well, enough chit-chat, I have to call up my Rabbi and and make some more changes to the world economy and control the media. What time is the Simpsons on?

SONGSRME2
SONGSRME2
July 26, 2011 1:18 pm

Fan that’s no way to talk to your brother…I’m a fellow Jew.

FanSince1960
FanSince1960
July 26, 2011 1:21 pm

Like hell you are

SONGSRME2
SONGSRME2
July 26, 2011 1:35 pm

Fan…I’m a Jew…and I would say you’re being very antisemetic based on the posts against me.

paulman
paulman
July 26, 2011 1:51 pm

Wasn’t Sammy Davis Jr Jewish.. Why can’t Songs be…
“Cause the Candyman can, for he makes the world go round…”

FanSince1960
FanSince1960
July 26, 2011 2:14 pm

Haha. Sammy Davis Jr. was a brilliant and successful entertainer who, despite the racism that was directed at him his whole life, was an optimistic, generous, and positive person. Songs sits in his hate compound, hating people on the basis of race and religion and watching the Simpsons. He uses GCobb.com as a vehicle to spread has hatred and venom! Constantly! And sports fans continue to ignore his brand of hate and continue to “dialogue” with him! People are sensitive to racism and stereotyping, but often only as it applies to them.

paulman
paulman
July 26, 2011 2:22 pm

Sammy Davis Jr was one of the All-Time Best Entertainers and was quite funny with a great sense of humor too.. Those old Rat-pack Movies and shows out in Vegas are some Classic material and your are right about being a very kind and generous man off the stage… Truly one of kind and one of America’s Pioneers who could really do it all whether it was singing,dancing,actiing or a even a comedy routine…

jakedog
jakedog
July 26, 2011 2:54 pm

@paulman, lmfao, if sammy davis jr. can be a jew why cant songs

FanSince1960
FanSince1960
July 26, 2011 3:54 pm

Because Sammy Davis studied to become a Jew. Songs isn’t smart enough and hates too much to accomplish this. Clearly, however, you are too busy allegedly reading Marx and too sympathetic to Dong’s embrace of anti-semitic literature to do anything but lyfao. You could make plans to go to his bunker, watch the Simpsons, and discuss the Jewish question and Dong’s belief that the Holocaust is greatly exaggerated. I know when GCobb.com posts something about the front office, I can count on you and Dongs to be there with your thinly veiled anti-semitic, ignorant comments.